January 2012
12 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
In Case You Missed It of the Day: Jon Stewart skewers the “crank phone call” segment on CNN’s early-morning news program, Early Start.
[tds.]
See Also: Ashleigh Banfield responds.
the internet: wow you're so pretty omg you're gorgeous let's have sex i'd date you so hard
the rest of the world: and over here we have this deformed land whale
December 2011
26 posts
Watchthedailywhat:
Dog Shoots Man of the Day: A man in Utah got a butt full of birdshot after his dog accidentally stepped on his shotgun.
46-year-old Robert Cottingham was duck hunting with his son near a bird refuge at the north end of the Great Salt Lake, when his yellow lab Piper jumped on the boat and onto a loaded 12-gauge shotgun Cottingham has left resting on the bow.
Luckily, a duck decoy...
November 2011
11 posts
Grilled Cheese is a privilege, not a right.
omgsexyfood:
cafeballad:
Do you think I’m playing? Look at my face. This is not a game. If you want to fuck around then you need to just go eat Triscuits or something.
This is a public service announcement.
October 2011
16 posts
