December 2009
47 posts
fmylife:
Today, my mom revealed to me that when I was in Preschool, I used to get caught in the bathroom with little boys while I was feeling their “no no” area. I was giving hand jobs to boys before I could read. FML
dear glenn beck,
lickystickypickyme:
bringtheruckuss:
it’s time
for you to
retire. more than
likely, you have enough
money saved to live very
comfortably for the rest of
your life. just imagine, waking up
everyday, reading the news paper,
drinking a cup of homosexual’s tears and
having absolutely no other responsibility in the
world besides merely existing. hatred is an exhausting
emotion and god knows you must...
You tell me "fuck" isn't the greatest curse word...
babetron:
(via trappinandfappin)
babetron:
I FUCKING LOVE MY iPhone!!!